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Friday, May 13, 2011

Gutter Talk: Jones vs. Schneider Swim-Off

CULLEN JONES RECENTLY DEFEATED SWIMMAC TEAMMATE JOSH SCHNEIDER IN A HEAD TO HEAD SWIM-OFF FOR THE FINAL SPOT ON THE US WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?


"I heard there was a lot of trash talking in practice.  It almost makes me feel like swimming is a legitimate sport."  Kobe B- Sports Fan.




"I am just glad they didn't tie again."  David M.- Swim Coach


"I heard Schneider kicked the crap out of Jones in the parking lot.  Does that mean he gets his spot back?"  Brad P.- Boxing Promoter


"I am surprised that those results were allowed to stand.  We all know how racist Omega Timing is after that Phelps/Cavic incident in Beijing."  Travis B- Taxi Driver













"I just lost a lot of money.  Man, I suck at picking winners."  David R.- Self-Proclaimed 'King of the Swim Geeks'

1 comment:

  1. yeah, I thought the blogger from Glee was a pretty good fit. :)

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