|The Viking thinks hard so you don't have to...|
I swim all the time. It's not like I reek of BO or anything. Do I really need to bother to take a shower?
Dear concerned reader who is obviously a real person,
Why bother? I know! Right?! Swimmers don't shower... well, at least not to rub off all the smells. Sometimes I used to just kind of hang out in there to get warm and occasionally pee on my friends, but I have never really understood why those silly divers use all those soaps and lotions and stuff. Swimmers smell like chlorine-- and what does chlorine smell like?: CLEAN. That's what.
Is it a coincidence that Mr. Clean is bald? Hells no. He shaves his legs too. Most people don't know he was a 47 in the 100 fly back in the 70's at Auburn and he still tears it up at Masters Nats. Just look at him. The dude can sprint.
|The eyebrows ain't white because he's old. It's because of the pool.|
|Will my girlfriend still love me if my scent fades away?|
|Really? Does anyone see this picture and think they don't want this to happen to them? Remove the word "Don't" and you have the most effective advertisement for joining swim team ever.|