While there is a lot going on in swimming right now, and I do have a lot to say... I am forced to type one-handed right now as I am giving plasma. The important stuff will have to wait a bit.
It's not too hard to copy and paste with one hand, so this is my chance to embed a couple of brilliant recent vids from The Onion. Enjoy.
Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's
Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire