The Viking is gonna be typing a little slower than usual for a while... I have hardly blogged all summer. I have just been too busy. Re...

I seem to be the new go-to for stupid swim related *&%# on the internet.  Yay!  Keep it coming, people! ****WARNING*******Use of the ...

 I'm dreading the end of the outdoor pool season.  Indoor pool season just isn't the same.  Where I live indoor pool season means it...

Yup, that's where the fun used to be  Some guy in Massachusetts stole a family's 24 ft diameter/52 inch deep above-ground swimming p...

Maybe he has a chance as a beach lifeguard. Or a contractor. It's ridiculous! Somebody call the lawyers! Burger King didn't jus...

What if my alarm clock is stuck? So I realize I posted yesterday and promised grand blogs to come. This is not one of the blogs I promise...

If Roy Lester worked for this website he would be fired.  Even Lisa has to wear a brief on the job with us.   I know people are scared to...